((GUESS WHO ISN’T GONE FOREVER :D))

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((I died for a bit but its okay I’m back))


Soon kids won’t be able to.

Soon kids won’t be able to.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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M!As: Send Me Some

  • Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
  • Sight: Muse is blind for ___
  • Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
  • Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
  • Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
  • Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
  • Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
  • Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
  • Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
  • Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
  • Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
  • Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
  • Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
  • Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
  • Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
  • Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
  • Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
  • Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
  • Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
  • Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
  • Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
  • Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
  • Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
  • Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
  • Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
  • Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
  • Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
  • Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
  • Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
  • Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
  • Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
  • Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
  • Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
  • Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
  • Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
  • Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
  • Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
  • Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
  • Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
  • Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
  • Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
  • Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
  • Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
  • Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
  • AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
  • Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
  • Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

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If I made an open starter

2pfemamerica:

Would anyone want to rp??? Any suggestions??????? Please, I’m bored.

I would most likely.

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Anonymous asked: M!A Next person in your ask owns you for a day.

.-. There are hardly people in my ask box anyways. I’m pretty sure I can avoid this easily. Silly anon

Anonymous asked: Slightly Evil M!A Every pair of pants you own have been replaced with miniskirts and booty shorts. Enjoy the cold season! >D

OAO I’m gonna die of frostbite! I don’t wanna be a snowman! -poof- AND I HATE SKIRTS!

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aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 


…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

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